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Music
music is good and a big part of my life so here are some important events coming to this planet:
comfort in sound by feeder is out now and is really good.
one by one by foo fighters is out now so check it out.
diorama by silverchair has been out for ages so buy it because you need it.
inme's debut album comes out soon.
hell is for heros album is out soon as well.
spartas album is out and so is audioslave's (rage against the machine) and rage rock.
i recommend finelines by my vitriol and neon ballroom by silverchair. also pet sounds is a great album and a classic 'god only knows' is on it and is one of the greatest songs ever written.
Diorama
Buy this album and listen to it cause although it takes time it is worth every penny. and is even better than a rush of blood to the head by coldplay. Diorama is too good for words so just buy it copy it, 'borrow' it or whatever just listen to it.
Gigs
gigs that i am going to
foo fighters was amazing! wembly arena is not an amazing place but the foos were on fire and aurora was the most amazing live version of a song ive ever seen. 5 star.
feeder 12th febuary 2003 it was fantastic.
Set List for Feeder @ Southampton Guildhall 12th Feb
not in the right order.
Helium
Seven Days In The Sun
Come Back Around
Yesterday Went Too Soon
My Perfect Day
Waiting For Changes
We Can't Rewind
Just The Way I'm Feeling
Child In You
Insomnia
Turn
Buck Rodgers
Forget About Tommorow
Summers Gone (they might not of played this, i cant actually remember).
Moonshine
Love Pollution (acoustic)
Comfort In Sound
High
Just A Day
<>Silverchair on the 10th June 2003.
The most amazing thing to come out of Australia since Fosters beer!
i wish they could have played for ever but instead they played this set list:
After All These Years
World Upon Your Shoulders
Tuna In The Brine
Emotion Sickness
Without You
Paint Pastel Princess
Luv Your Life
Across The Night
The Greatest View
Anas Song
The Door
Anthem For The Year 2000
Israel's Son
Asylum
The Lever
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Significant Visitors
.James Rustell was the 500th visitor, well done that man!
James is a great man and thats all i can really say about him.
Mr Dan Crompton
Dan as he is known to his friends shot to fame when he won the presstijuce 100th visitor competition.
On recieving his prize he was delighted.
A classic man and a legend of comedy!
Fubar Dude salutes you Dan.
I have a job at Homebase so come in to see me if you want slow service on saturdays. I'm the one with the trainee badge!
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Dan Crompton (left) recieveing his prize in Science! |
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10 Ways to Get Slapped
Here are 10 things to say to a lady when you want a thick ear. The things you say are in block capitals and the things they should say are in lower case.
1. GET YOUR COAT LOVE, (pause) PUT IT OVER YOUR FACE
2. DID IT HURT?
when?
WHEN YOU FELL OUT OF THE UGLY TREE.
3. (get some ice and stamp on it)
NOW IVE BROKEN THE ICE, CAN I BREAK YOUR FACE, IT MIGHT LOOK BETTER.
4. IVE LOST MY NUMBER,
CAN I HAVE YOURS, TO PUT UP IN A TELEPHONE BOOTH.
5. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THAT DRESS BUY A BALACLAVER AND YOU'D LOOK BETTER.
6. DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR A MEAL SOMETIME?
yes i do
OK ILL BOOK A PIG-STY FOR FRIDAY.
7. ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED?
CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH A CESS-PIT ALL DAY.
8. ARE YOU FREE THIS SATURDAY?
yes i am
GOOD CAUSE IVE BOOKED YOU A DATE AT THE PLASTIC SURGEONS.
9. DO I MAKE YOU FEEL HORNY BABY?
yes you do
CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL SICK.
10. NICE LEGS WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN
(they will then stick there middle finger up at you)
1 O'CLOCK THEN.
Sorry there really bad but some of them are good.
Thank You to Andy snd Humber who helped me with some of them (the ones that aren't funny).
Sorry to Katy as she was the first victim, she didn't even have it coming, so i'm very sorry you rock and keep listening to FEEDER.
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A rare moment of anger as I lash out at Humber for being an annoying twat. |
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Jimi The Duck
Jimi lives in Overton in a pond and is a duck.
I met him on Rutt's birthday when we rode to overton for reasons i can no longer remember.
He came up to me and started talking about how high he was.
Jimi then waddled across the road holding up about 4 cars preventing them from crossing the bridge, talk about 'cross town traffic'.
I then had to guide Jimi back to the stream where he floated slowly down to Whitchurch to play a gig.
Jimi is of course Jimi Hendrix who was the most legendary guitar player of all time.
Another guitar playing duck called Eric (Clapton) lives in the oakley pond where he spends time playing the blues by himself.
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My private lake in fleet where jimi sometimes hangs out. |
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